May 2013
shuckl:
shuckl:
shuckl:
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
burghers:
i think u forgot to notice me and shower me with attention
Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX
lvysaur:
sluttyoliveoil:
lvysaur:
lvysaur:
when i say peeka you say boo
peeka
chu
shut the fuck up
nahshaw:
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
romulusthread:
panemsrebellion:
romulusthread:
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
orlopzi:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
theanti90smovement:
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
tentacruels:
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
